What do you think of when you think about St. Patrick’s Day?
Green Beer? Of course.
Wearing green even though it’s not you best color? Absolutely.
Pinching your buddies who are not wearing green? Yep.
And…. Leprechauns! Yasssssssss!
I love Leprechauns and I’m pretty sure it’s time for me to put one into a story. LOL
So in the spirit of the holiday, let’s learn a Leprechaun little history — Our tiny little friends are associated with St. Patrick’s Day due to the fact that the little dudes are prominent figures in Irish folklore and this holiday celebrates Irish culture.
In Irish folklore, Leprechauns are itty bitty, naughty fairies known for their gift of granting wishes and love of gold. Many times you’ll find them guarding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Or, cereal, as in Lucky Charms… since they are magically delicious.
So to honor the wee ones, I’m going to give you an array of cheesy St. Patrick’s Day jokes to spring on your nearest and dearest after about 3 or 4 green beers. And yes, they will make you groan. LOL
Here we go!!!!!!
—Why did the Leprechaun go outside? To sit on his paddy-o.
— What did the Leprechaun say when the video game ended? Game clover.
— What’s a Leprechaun’s favorite cereal? Lucky Charms. Duh. LOL
— Why did St. Patrick and the Leprechaun drive all the snakes out of Ireland? It was too far to walk.
— What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat? A Streprechaun.
— How does a leprechaun work out? By pushing his luck.
— What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation? A lot of small talk.
You will be the life of the St. Patrick’s Day party or you will get kicked out for terrible jokes. Let me know how it goes.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!
xoxo Robyn